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stan twitter’s white boy of the month

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)
Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse
by illumithottie December 4, 2018
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Spooky Month

A way of saying October. Despite seeming unnecessary, the term Spooky Month is used much more often than just October.
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monthly gift

Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.
Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..
by a,men April 1, 2009
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courtesy month

the month subsequent to breaking up with someone during which the one who did the breaking up refrains from sexual activity with a third party unless the one who was dumped fucks someone else first
1. "Hey man, that chick wants your nuts. Are you going to bang her?"

"No man- I broke up with Leah last week and it's still her courtesy month."

2. "Dammit, Kristy just broke up with me and I heard she just got tag teamed by black guys!"

"I guess that whore doesn't believe in the courtesy month."

3. "Did you just fuck Jill? I thought you broke up with Kate two weeks ago. What about the courtesy month?"

"It's all good- Kate just blew the basketball team."
by Hank Bennet March 11, 2010
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Slap Ass Month

The month of October where you can slap any guy or girls ass without getting in trouble or maybe you will but it is mainly for high schoolers and middle schoolers so hide yo ass
Hey

Hey
*slaps ass*
Why did you slap my ass its slap ass month
by He is dorky October 2, 2019
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MODTHRAX

MODTHRAX: An AFFLICTION that causes infected party to MODIFY INATIMATE OBJECTS, to give said intimate object CHARACTER/ PERSONALITY.

COMMONLY AFFLICTED PARTIES: GEARHEADS.

AFFLICTION CYCLES/FLARE UPS: the afflicted party is exposed to a new, unaltered product of any type, however primarily related to VEHICLES. The AFFLICTED party is COMPELLED to begin MODIFICATIONS/ IMPROVEMENTS of product IN ANY FORM OR FASHION. As a project approaches completion, WITHDRAWL SYMPTOMS are common, as SPOUSAL CREDIT CARD REVIEWS BEGIN.

OTHER AFFECTED PARTIES: SPOUSES/ family members/friends/coworkers: The EFFECTS of MODTHRAX are SUFFERED by non-afflicted parties in the form of VERBAL IRRITATION, as the most common start of a phrase by the afflicted party will begin: “HONEY!!!!!!!!!! hey check this out; this would be an awesome mod/ upgrade”. As such, irritation will commence SINCE PARTY IS EXPECTED TO STOP WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING TO “CHECK OUT THE COOL MOD”. modthrax is also responsible for many strained relationships among spouses, second only to money. Modthrax has also been likened to INFIDELITY, however this myth cannot be substantiated as inanimate objects do not having feelings, and spouses do.
PRIMARY SYMPTONS OF MODTHRAX:
•LATE NIGHTS SURFING VEHICLE FORUMS IN SEARCH OF ADVICE AND INFORMATION ON FREE/CHEAP MODIFICATIONS.
•CONSTANT CONVERSATION ABOUT SAID VEHICLE MODIFICATIONS TO ANYONE AVAILABLE
•PERUSING CATALOGUES & WEBSITES IN SEARCH OF PRICE AND AVAILIBILITY OF COMPONENTS
•CONSTANT DISTRACTION/ LACK OF CONCENTRATION IN REGRADS TO SPOUSAL OBLIGATIONS
•INSTRUCTIONG CHILDREN OF AFFLICATED INDIVDUAL AS TO PRPER USE AND SELECTION OF TOOLS/ PRODUCTS TO COMPLETE MODIFICATION
•ATTENDING CAR/TRUCK CLUB EVENTS/SHOWS & ENTERING SAID MODIFIED VEHICLE FOR JUDGING.
•TRYING TO JUSTIFY EXPENSE OF MODIFICATIONS TO SPOUSE AS PERFORMANCE UPGRADES TO ENHANCE/REDUCE THE MPG CONSUMPTION OF THE VEHICLE.

MODTHRAX CURES: NONE
by Gowrench December 18, 2012
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Dead Moth

A Dead moth is a bond of friendship, it also represents represents the cycle of spiritual metamorphosis.

Moths represent three main ideals: mystery, darkness/light, and transformation. Just as butterflies go through an intense metamorphosis from caterpillar to adult, so too do moths. The moth spirit guide is here to help guide you through your time of transformation from a young person (in either spirit or mind) into a full-grown adult able to spread your wings and take to the sky.
by SReynolds July 3, 2018
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