Medieval

Any Urban Dictionary definition that was written before 2012. Many definitions are from the early 2000s, which precede stuff like the iPhone, Facebook, Youtube and Instagram; basically most of the internet we know today. Just search up the definition of "douchebag" or some other overused term to see what I mean.

Why are all these definitions from 2003? That's fuckin' MEDIEVAL!

by Geert Van Schlänger July 21, 2020

Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !

by pnikid691 September 13, 2020

MedievalinTheMakng

He said imagine having a definition so yeah

Lavero was here, medievalinthemakng.

by Lavero October 13, 2020

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022

Medieval Larry

noun; a metallic condom, preferably with metal shavings for jousting your partner

"Hey baby, the Medieval Larry may hurt"

by oMmieWithAExtraChromie March 19, 2022

Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022