Northbridge Mass

A small town in the Blackstone valley of Massachusetts. No matter where you are in Northbridge it takes five minutes or less to get to the next town.

If you live in Northbridge there's a very good chance that your parents did not go to college but manage to afford the cute little house you live in just fine.

The only low income area is 'The Village.' This is a couple of streets filled with duplexes that often house eight different families at once. They get crowded quickly because everyone living there with working ovaries is pregnant. All the time.

A population Census of Northbridge would show that the town is made up of 25.9% white people and 74% Trees.

Recreational activities in Northbridge include: going to millbury, smoke rides, local shows for the straight edge kids (of which there are many) and ummm that's about it.

There's also a super Walmart in Northbridge,a shit-ton of abandoned mills, and waaayy too many swans

So what went down in the Bridge (Northbridge Mass) tonight?

Well... the party we were at got broken up and we got lost in the woods when we ran from the cops.
Then we called tom and he picked us up on fowler road and we went to hang out at Hess and BK for the rest of the night.

by cheetosinlove April 5, 2009

Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)

A phrase created by 2 University of Waterloo students in 2012.
The phrase refers to the often explosive bowel moments caused by the use of Mass Gainer supplements and used as a code word.

*Note these guys used 8-12 scoops of Mass Gainer a day, however they also trained very intensely and made significant gains. Drinking Mass Gainers without a proper workout regiment will mostly result in many MGMs and belly fat as well.

Example 1

man 1: Where are you going?

man 2: I have to take an MGM

Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)

man 3: WTFs an MGM??

Ex 2.

man 1: Another MGM?

man 2: ya! its my 5th one today...the story of my life...

by adav December 14, 2012

Massachusetts mother in law

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .

"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..

by NEhater January 8, 2014

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Massacree

"Massacree" as used by Arlo Guthrie is a series of absurd events. He calls his movement in the song the "Anti-Massacree Movement" because he is protesting the crazy situations in the world that lead to the song.

And can you imagine fifty people a day? I said FIFTY people a day
Walking in, singing a bar of "Alice's Restaurant" and walkin' out? Friends
They may think it's a Movement, and that's what it is the Alices's
Restaurant anti-massacree movement. And all you gotta do to join is to
Sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar

by qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvb January 2, 2021

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

MASS-HOLES

What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.

One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"

by jpg3 July 9, 2011