Muff Missile

A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.

'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'

by Azgorath February 8, 2012

hipster missile

Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.

"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"

by huck & shred November 27, 2013

Beef Missile

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015

Minnesota Missile

Used to describe a large penis on a man from the state of Minnesota.

Paul momentarily wished he had a Minnesota Missile.

by DDHAN55118 March 25, 2009

Rogue Missile

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

jericho missile

A futuristic weapon of mass destruction that was last seen on iron man. Similar to that of a cluster bomb except way more powerful.

Hey man I can't wait to get my hands on the Jericho missile.

by Jericho5216556 April 6, 2009

Marquardt Missile

Knocking out your opponent with a right hook overtop the incoming left. Causing the opponent to spin into the air and land facing the opposite direction facedown.

Usually followed up by standing over your opponent once he's down and preparing a final strike but backing off once you realize he's out. This method of restraining is opposite that of the Henderson Hammer.

Did you see that? Marquardt just dropped him. He was completely in the air. That was like the Marquardt Missile.

by Josh "The Canadian" Rivers September 5, 2009