Meandering Minge

When a women's vagina merges with her anus, making one huge slit on her crouch.

The old women had anal sex so many times that she was given a meandering minge.

by TheBigEazyNess March 19, 2010

moral midget

When a person is unprincipled, self-centered, has little to no regard for the wants and needs of other people. Morally unrestrained.

Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad is a moral midget.

by muphlon November 20, 2013

Ratboy's Minge

A cavernous and oddly malodorous place that can be used to conceal stolen cars, aircraft carriers or the Indian subcontinent.

I rented Ratboy's minge out to some vietnamese illegal immigrants, and when i came back they were all dead.

by Mitsquana February 1, 2010

toss the midget

Rubbing one off

Jethro went to the bathroom to toss the midget.

by HarryBalz July 15, 2017

Midget Porn

Pornographic imagery of a short and stout subject. Some images may contain little imp like people dressed as beloved family film characters such as Oompa Loompas, Smurfs and Flying Monkeys. The images or videos depict these lil fellows getting jiggy with it and sometimes humping a larger person's leg.

I love me some Midget Porn, especially 'Bridgette the Midget Fucks' and 'Willy Wank Her Cum Factory'

by CornershopMen August 18, 2018

tall midget

A person who is the most impressive out of of an unimpressive bunch, and tends to lord that over others. King of the dipshits.

Jeff got promoted to Assistant Manager of the McDonald's, and suddenly became a rather tall midget.

by Stimford Bohemian October 12, 2003

midget ninga

Someone that cannot spell Midget Ninja...yes its Spelled N I N J A

Whats a Midget Ninga? Oh, Some dummy Spelled Ninja with a G!

by Jim Reed June 11, 2006