miserable points

A points meter of the dumbness you feel or experience after doing something dumb.

I just stared at the computer for 10 minutes thinking of how to start this script plus miserable points.

by Oreo_Guy321 March 11, 2023

Miserable Sod

A Depressive and horrible person that nobody really wants to be around.

Dave: Look at Jack, he's such a Miserable Sod!
Mike: I know, he makes my day a living hell...

by peoxo May 14, 2021

favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.

symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"

by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014

shit miser

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.

The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.

by urban sam June 30, 2007

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Random-Miser

Forum denizen of the internet, known for completely odd yet hilarious posts on various message boards. The individual off whom the terms randommize,randommized and randommizing originated. Often abreviated as "R-M"

An individual who creates incredibly odd and humorous forum posts.

That guy is just a (random-miser/R-M) continue on with the conversation.

by LRRS October 16, 2006

Miserable Dan

The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan

Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!

Their miserable Dan's

Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.

Wait the casket is empty

by No show April 14, 2014