Misconception

The act of transplanting your testicles into an unknowing victim so they can impregnate someone but with your children.

John: Did you cheat on me?

Mary: No, I swear! it doesn't look like you because of Misconception! You must have Dave's testicles in you!

Dave (in a squeaky voice): No idea what you're talking about.

by Kabuto_Kamui November 7, 2020

drunken miscalculation

Any and every time of regrettable decision or action made while under the influence of alcohol.

Yeah, I know, it was a total drunken miscalculation.

by McWebster August 19, 2010

miscommunication.

Noun: lack of clear communication, or distorted communication

So we told them we'd be at my house but we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. Then we told them to go to Corn's house, then to my house again. I don't know why they're angry. It was just a little miscommunication.

by miscommunication September 6, 2008

Christmas Mischief

That special, warm-hearted time of year usually in December, when you go around your neighborhood with sharp objects and pop all of the blow up Santas and Frostys.

Happy Christmas Mischief kids!! Now who wants the switchblade and who wants the box-cutter?

by RastaGanja420 December 4, 2010

miscreant

a small unimportant person who has a life of crime

that miscreant boy stole my taco!

by lolli09 August 2, 2009

miscommunistanding

A catch all excuse for when someone has screwed up and doesn't want to give details explaining their mistake. This word was created on the realms of kaos forum which serves a small gaming community.

There was a miscommunistanding between the admins and myself meaning that the new game patch will not be uploaded until next year.

by Fat Messiah July 20, 2008

Misconstrudel

To incorrectly interpret a strudel as another baked good or pastry, or vice versa.

Q: Hey man, where'd you get this delicious apple turnover?
A: Dude. Common misconstrudel right there... you have got to learn your pastries!

by devilashe June 9, 2014