misery guts

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.

"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

pit of misery

The dungeon of terror when you don't bring bud light to a party.

I did not bring bud light to the party so I was sentenced to the pit of misery.

by Ryanraptor December 9, 2017

misery

depression,the state of being really unhappy,feeling hopeless,angry

she was so full of misery because her life was full of pain.

by Belinda h. December 7, 2003

Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.

My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.

by Total Simon August 12, 2009

misery dick

A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.

Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."

Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."

Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."

by Anonandon October 3, 2009

miseryxchord

Artist and illustrator known for her dramatic figurative work. Her style has been described as "Post-Pre-Raphealite". She works mainly in watercolour and mixed media but also incorporates photography and computer rendered art.

Commercial projects have included "The Men In Black" comic, "Vampire: The Masquerade" RPG, "Vampire: The Eternal struggle" CCG and numerous other comics and games.

Co-founder of The Church of Zen Fatalism

Straightedge and Vegan

Wicked sense of humor

Fierce supporter of Mac computers and SF/East Bay punk rock.

Is terrified of zombies

MiseryXchord dropped a lightningbolt on that kid who was stealing her photos on Buzznet.

by Blaqk Cadillac August 21, 2007

porca miseria

Italian equivalent of 'Misery, you bitch'...you can find it in the old black and white Italian movies of the 1950s. Porca means female pig, dirty female, bitch, and miseria is misery in the socio-economic sense - poverty, adversity etc.
Can also be used as a noun...as in: I work all day and earn una porca miseria for my efforts.

He's walking under a snow storm, soaked, freezing saying out loud: Porca miseria, I can't even get myself a hot drink...

by mariangela ezponda December 15, 2008