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Minivan

The fat girl, usually spotted in a trio or quad group of girls. Minivans typically dress as if they were attractive. These swift moving, fast talking creatures will stay close to an attractive girl, and live of playing as a cock block
"Yo Stacy was lookin good today, so I felt like I should holla at her for a change. I got her attention but that damn MINIVAN parked in front of her."

"Why is that MINIVAN wearing a skirt, nobody needs to see that."
by anonymous1uno February 29, 2008
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Minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist in the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted to take a ride in the minivan?
by millertime32 October 3, 2009
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Minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 in the vertical smile, 1 going the extra mile or 2 in the ham curtains, 1 in the hurtin's), the act of putting 2 fingers in the coin slot and a fist in the balloon knot. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted a ride in the minivan?
by millertime32 October 6, 2009
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Mexican Minivan

The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.
wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?
by bitch mancini February 20, 2011
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packing a minivan

Having anal sex with a soccer Milf
Last night I was totally packing a minivan
by George Mcmahan March 12, 2008
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Minivan Taliban

correct name of "Mums 4 Liberty" terrorists
Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023
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minivan

Modern: A typical soccermom van. FWD Taller and bigger than a station wagon, but still drives like a car. Usually front wheel drive, these vans are designed to hold as much junk and kids as possible. They also get VERY dirty on the outside and inside, as the kids and their mum typically don't give two craps about keeping cars in decent shape.

Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.
Modern: I stepped into the minivan and found a carpet of crumbs, wrappers, and broken iPhones on the floor.

Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 1, 2014
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