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Midlothian Middle School

The worst fucking school you will ever go to. There are more Snakes at that school than dead roaches (which is saying A LOT) the teachers there are all assholes and the counselor literally doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing. Long story short just never enter that building because you will be entering the deepest depths of hell.
Fuck Midlothian Middle school everyone there is an douchebag.
by Harleyquin November 25, 2017
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milktruck accident

When a woman receives a such a large facial, it looks like a milktruck accident.
Didn't you see her after she was done with the gangbang, she looked like she had been in a milktruck accident.
by Hemphill Hellion October 17, 2013
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militelloism

The inability to recognize irony when implementing the word "troll".
He flapped his lips for 2 hours, yet he was oblivious to his militelloism.
by SingularityDensity February 15, 2014
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military luxury

A way of saying there is little to no luxury, like most military vehicles have.

It's no where near as luxurious as a Mercedes, but it will get you from point A to point B, and it is better than walking. Mostly relates to vehicles.
Person 1:"The seats on your car are uncomfortable, and don't have any padding. The AC and the Heater do not work. It Rides very rough and it is very confined and dark in here."
Person 2:"hey that's military luxury for you."
by I do stuff sometimes April 23, 2014
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military second

a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.
person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*

everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust
by fresh fritterdilly June 16, 2018
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Spider Militia

A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.
Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010
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The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.
Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.
by Bofasmith October 19, 2019
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