Middleman

A person the introduces you to another person! AKA The Plug

I wanted to meet Justin Bieber. So I asked the Middleman.

by Middlemanconcept September 12, 2021

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Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand

Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?

by commadore mike July 30, 2023

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A person who drives in the middle lane because they are afraid of the people merging in the slow lane and are afraid of driving in the fast lane. Probably shouldn’t even be on the interstate to begin with.

That middlelaner is afraid of everything on the road.

by sherman40336 July 15, 2019

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Amane Middlemass

Hey all Amane Middlemass's out there, Hope this suits you well :). Amane, I know sometimes that life can be hard and get tough but it will get better I promise, and I know that heaps of people like you sometimes and like talking with you (because of how awesome you are) but I know that you avoid having deep emotional conversations but thats ok. You are so talented and beautiful and if you dont know that well, you know now :)

Person 1: Hey it's Amane Middlemass
Person 2: You mean the most awesome person on the planet?
Person 1: Ofc, do you not know who Amane is??

by Maybeoneday:') October 27, 2021

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