Microdick

a small penis

My mom has a microdick

by wilmur5544 February 13, 2019

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

A delusion of some whack named jonny.

"microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys"? That jonny is whacked out of his goard.

by HOG December 5, 2002

microcuck

A man who has a micro penis that can only obtain a girlfriend by being a cuck.

Friend 1: He is always whining about how he can not obtain a girlfriend
Friend 2: Brandon may be a microcuck

by J. Joker January 23, 2017

MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

microscop

a teeny little cock just like Eric graham has

Eric, his mom his dad his sister his brother and susana have little baby microscops/ you got a microscop u cock-licking chode-lover

by Ashton is a pimp and a cutie pie May 22, 2003

microSCOFT

An alternate program that Dashyla uses under pressure.

Dashyla: Man! my word document doesn't want to open! :(

David: Well what program did you use?

Dashyla: microSCOFT!!

minute later

Jennifer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WTF
David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

by BDFMeezy October 2, 2011

micronucer

the thing you put leftover food in to heat it up

take your leftovers in the micronucer so you can have it for diner again tonight

by Tayler06 February 22, 2009