two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

by Simon Shott May 8, 2006

fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone

Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!

by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017

Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021

Russian Microphone

When someone has a microphone as loud as a jet engine

Guy 1: where we droppin boys?

Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕

Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone

Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone

by goodusername.jpg April 27, 2022

Human Microphone

A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.

The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:

"Mic Check."

"MIC CHECK!!"

"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"

"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"

"but it really makes you think through"

"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"

"what it is you want"

"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"

"to say."

"TO SAY!!"

by Occupy Urban Dictionary October 11, 2011

French Microphone

The definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.

I searched "French Microphone" on Google and found the definition swiftly after. Then I threw up my egg and cheese McGriddle.

by T_steak January 5, 2017