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MicroPenis

One who has a small or, Micro Penis.

Often used to confuse others and let them think about it
Jaden Montez gotta small ass micropenis.
by Scythesweep March 10, 2016
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Aggressive micropenis energy

Aggressive small dick energy, with added malicious/evil intent.
"He has aggressive micropenis energy."
"Huh?"
"He like, rapes you with his micropenis."
by NobleCunts July 11, 2018
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Onilink9000's penis
by Webster July 4, 2003
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Micropenis

Micropenis is a medical term for a penis, usually diagnosed at birth, that is well under the normal size range for an infant. In every other way, including structure, appearance, and function, a micropenis is like any other healthy penis.
You've probably heard friends share stories about having sex with a guy who has a micropenis. Most likely, though, those men simply had a small penis, which is by no means the same thing.

Micropenis is a real, diagnosable medical condition; it refers to a penis that's less than 2.8 inches long when erect, according to Jamin Brahmbhatt, MD, urologic surgeon and co-founder of The PUR Clinic in Clermont, Florida. In our size-obsessed world, having a micropenis can leave a guy feeling very self-conscious. And it can be a big surprise to his partner as well.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019
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Micropenis Muffler

An overly loud vehicle that is purposely so. To make up for the drivers micropenis. The louder the vertical the smaller the penis.
Damn, that micropenis muffler is so loud, dude must be hung like a bee!
by Novellium April 30, 2021
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The process of the penis shrinking when it becomes cold
Cooper has a micropenis
by heyo stee January 2, 2008
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Micropenis

Ian Gully's Penis
Ian paid a hooker to suck his Micropenis, but she died of laughter.
by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016
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