teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

by InDazzled July 28, 2009

Load of McConnell

A slurry of spit, piss, and semen smeared all over a person’s face to shame and degrade them.

Wow she had a full Load of McConnell all over her face.

by Snagglewaggles January 13, 2021

McConnell

A nicer way of saying "Retarded" or "Retard". Being in a PC Culture in today's world, it is better to say McConnell instead of Retard.

"Bro is that guy retarded?" "Hey you can't say retarded that's offensive, just say McConnell." "Ah Understandable have a good day."

by Tr@shton June 4, 2018

What are you micing?

A really hip, slang way to say what's up man? Applicable in any situation; to ask what are you doing? how are you doing? what would you like to do? what are you planning on doing? or just a general 'how's life?'

American in origin but became popular in the UK.

Derived from adjective "mousey," a similar word with multiple meanings including icky, lame, suspect and/or grayish brown.

Hey Saracen, what are you micing?

by Lord Lambert July 2, 2009

mcconnelling

Mcconnelling was invented by John Stewart on the Daily show. It is a meme, and what you do is take the campaign ad for Mcconnell and you add music to it, then add the hash tag #mcconnelling to it. The ad works with basically any song you put to it, which is the cause of the trend.

*Turns on Mcconnelling video* *Raining men plays in the background*

by LexiGurl April 21, 2014

meconious

Shitty and infantile. Derived from "meconium", meaning "the first feces of a newborn infant."

The students felt self-righteous and dignified as they petitioned their principal for longer recess, but in reality their grievances were petty and meconious.

by Quinche February 2, 2016