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methuselah

somebody who's really, really old... "older than dirt" old
Timmy's grandad is named Methuselah!
by Super Guy February 20, 2004
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methuen high school

located in methuen massachuttes, its the biggest pothead school in the state most likely. everyone smokes there when you walk in over 90% of the students are high during school. every one cuts class and are potheads. when you go outside kids smoke cigerrets with the lunch ladies. theres alot of fuckin wierdos there. the princibles suck. one is a olympic runner, ones a marine, ones a alcholic, and the other ones a bitch. SMOKE BLUNTS
by bobbykatie May 27, 2009
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Methuselah

A fictitious race of Vampires from the show Trinity Blood. They are named Methuselah's after the Biblical man of the same name who lived to almost a thousand years.
Methuselah's are vampires; Terrans are regular humans.
by DannoRly December 15, 2007
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touch mctouch

when a woman feels upon your penis,stroking it quite nicely
c'mon baby,a little touch mctouch for daddy
by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004
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methuen

Methuen is actually a nice place to live and IS NOT LAWRENCE. Hello, thats why they are two different cities ignorant shitheads. There is not reason to have racist slurs, and there are actually very prominent nice houses and neighborhoods. Who knows how it was a decade ago; I sure do not remember. BUT people with REAL careers with good educations live here. Also not to mention anywhere you go there are always little idiot children who think they are cool and smoke/do drugs etc. That does not mean in any way thats all methuen is or any other town or city for that matter. BASICALLY Methuen is a BEAUTIFUL place to live especially certain parts...but hey every city has its bad parts. There are much worse places you could be living, so stop acting like Methuen is a real shithole because it most defintely is not. thanks=)

RANGERS<3
(I've lived here for 15 years)
Look at this gorgeous house listing in Methuen!
by Rangerforever December 7, 2009
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MeToo

Internet trend used to destroy lives of people you hate
DISCLAIMER:Only works for women.
Omg i hate Jordan im gonna metoo him
Yass queeen slayyyy
by h4cker 4ch4n December 28, 2019
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older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.
gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah
by eli7002001 August 13, 2005
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