moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

by Coco Sean August 3, 2017

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can in NO WAY be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while trying to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: No one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde Vampire:(X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

Gay Meter

A tool invented by an unknown scientest that reads how gay a person is. It is measured in Fruit Baskets and when it reaches 50 then you will be haunted by Liberachi. If it doesn't read anything than we should party.

You: Yo man get away from me my Gay Meter is reading 65.
Mike:I know. what you don't see Liberachi?
You:No but your mom saw me in her bed last night!

by Mattastic30 March 3, 2010

Metheny Face

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.

While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Marshall Mathers

Eminem, multi award winning white rapper who wont take shit from no one

"Eminem is sooo hott!"

by biotch February 9, 2005

Meher

A girl that is indian, and smiles a lot, and laughs at every little thing but it's fine because it makes you think you're funny. Very short, but acts like she isn't short. Always overthinks her feelings and what she wants to do so she never gets the chance to do them. She also really cares about her friends a lot and would do anything in order for them to feel happier, even if it means ruining her day a little. She likes the pretend she's really bad at relationships or doesn't know what to do but in reality, she has thought about everything in her mind she's just too scared to actually do or say them. Overall she's a pretty solid female human being and is always reliable in times of need. If you don't have yourself a Meher you are not capable of successful things in life. I'm sorry about that. Just yea just give up.

Boy #1: Broooooo who do I see the new Aladdin with?

Boy#1: Hmm probably Meher

by NotDayton January 13, 2020

mathering

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

by ywenda October 14, 2011