flangy meter

another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.

'i like your flangy meter'
'i want your flangy meter right now'
'your flangy tastes good!'

by shpannah September 8, 2006

Fruit-meter

The way to test it a homie is gay

If you don’t stop I’m gonna use the fruit-meter on you

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Metered apathy

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.

I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.

by Join The Club May 15, 2010

Tacky Meter

Time that you can't tell.

A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"

by LadiiP October 15, 2011

Thicc meter

How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...

The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!

Me: I'M using the THICC METER

The squad: wtf?!

Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian

The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.

Me: word THAT dawg.

by WATSZITOYA July 14, 2018

Meter-mackin

The act of flirting with persons whose parking meter is set to expire, by use of change they may lack.

Joe took a handful of quarters and went meter-mackin.

by 655, The Wise June 21, 2013

building meter

The act of masturbation

Frank- well thanks for inviting me but I can't make it, I'll be too busy building meter.

by DaltonAndJohnsWords July 25, 2017