Metric

A kickass Canadian Indie band. Emily Haines (the lead singer) redefines awesome. Finally, the Canadians made something Americans will love.

Randy: "I just bought Metric's newest album. I love it."
Paul: "Yea, they suck! Listen to some good music like Green Day, John Mayer, or Linkin Park!"

Randy then proceeds to push Paul's lifeless body into the Hudson.

by A.J. Jonathan Edison III August 10, 2012

metric shit ton

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.

Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?

by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017

Metric Bitchtit

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.

Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.

by Manifesto Oregano July 8, 2009

metric

1. A system of measurement that makes more sense, is easier to comprehend and is standardized such that it is awesome to use.
2. An adjective that describes something as making more sense, better, and/or more awesome than any other possibility.

Did you see me get a hole in one? METRIC!!

by shadowgoat June 22, 2011

metric

Chill, euphoric, awesome. Better than the usual. Something similar to the feeling of an awesome rave.

Probably drawn from the idea that the metric system is "better" than other systems.

A$AP Rocky: How was that young party last night?

Lil Wayne: Yo dawggg, that shit was metric AF.

by SI4lyfe September 16, 2013

metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.

we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres

by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

Metric Fuckload

When converted to Imperial equals 16.

Can i have a metric fuckload of barbecue sauce?

by Jayfox July 24, 2010