Meteorshite

Mee-tea-oar-shy-t

The act in which one would take a massive shite from a great height

Mate, I just took a meteorshite off a high five.

by Cunting-linguist November 22, 2019

meteoropathetic

When your mood is affected by something as irrelevant as the weather that you don't even interact with.

- Do you ever get sad because the weather outside is so gloomy?
- Yeah, there's a term for that. It's called being meteoropathetic. Get back to work.

by nraw_ March 11, 2021

Meteor

Zack Ellis

Zack Ellis was the meteor that crashed into dusty depot

by I am the egg man February 27, 2022

meteorfalcon

BEST STREAMER EVER.
BEST FATHER EVER

METEORFALCON IS PRETTY POG

by Totally not Tacos September 9, 2023

Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.

by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011

Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.

Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?

by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016

Armchair Meteorologist

A person who does not have any background in meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.

Jeff keeps saying the storm will die out before it hits us, he's really being an armchair meteorologist.

by Ragu_Gaming June 17, 2021