Merpus

A half human half octopus hybrid creature. Like a mermaid but instead of a fishtail it contains octopus tentacles. They tend to be relatively "salty" creatures

***Disclaimer: be careful how you pronounce it***

Carly: "Victoria! A Merpus is a thing!!! It cant be a mermaid if it has octopus legs..."

by Kissyface June 1, 2018

mersaydeez

Someone who is 13 years old. Wants to be an astronaut. Is obsessed with guinea pigs. Super tall. Has brown wavy hair.

Look it’s Mersaydeez!

by Mersaydeez October 21, 2020

merbsicorn

Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.

Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.

by Willie shaverpus March 3, 2022

Mepsipax

A device scarecrows want in exchange for manuals.
Used for scaring biiirdies. And providing countless hours of free entertainment.

Scarecrow "You want manual?"
Conker "Sure. How much?"
Scarecrow "Uhh. Got any Mepsipax?"
Conker "What?"
Scarecrow "Never mind. Um, well actually, um, eh, uh, er, 10, er, 10 dollars. You love manual long time, 10 dollars."

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005

Mersault

Frenchie who likes to smoke cigarettes and fuck girls the day after his mom dies.

1--Hey, why the fuck are you having sex with that girl?
2--Because my mom died yesterday.
1--You stupid Mersault!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003

apical meristem

something on a plant, but really a euphamism for penis. looks like a penis with claws.

I watched my apical meristem grow and grow and grow.

by chaucer April 20, 2005

Mersadies

An extremely sexy woman that is perfect in every way with what she does, acts, and is the most beautiful woman with a slammin body.

Damn, did you see that mersadies! Damn i need one of those!

by "The Tyler" August 14, 2009