merps

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

by Jacob6969Amsterdam May 7, 2007

The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

by Wilhelm January 8, 2008

Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"

by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012

Merpes

Herpes of the mouth. Very common but embarassing. Also refered to as cold sores or fever blisters.

"you shouldn't have gone down on that chick man, your gonna end up with merpes."

by R1Jesse February 16, 2010

MERP

My Erect Ready Penis. Can be used as a way to seduce the person you want to stick your penis in.

"Hey, MERP is ready for you whenever you want. "

by Crossssss March 10, 2017

MERP

Can refer to the 2002 Lord of the Rings role-playing game (Middle-Earth Role Playing)

A-"I really want to play D&D but want the setting to be in Middle-Earth!"
B-"Then why don't we play MERP?!"

by Vorsicon May 11, 2015

merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003