white marmalade

Collect up all your semen in a jar. Over time it'll turn a thick copious white. After sealing the jar and attaching a nice ribbon around it, mail it to the girl you've been stalking for the past several months. Then revel in the imagination of her biting down upon a piece of toast smeared with your love.

I received some white marmalade through my mail yesterday and it tasted awful. That guy needs more protein in his diet.

by HuhWhat February 2, 2006

Lady Marmalade

Cunt liquid

Get your lady marmalade away from here!

by The MarmaLad January 23, 2018

Lady Marmalade

A song that was redone by Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Pink, and Mya for the movie Moulin Rouge. The video for the song was apparently supposed to be sexy and provocative, but truthfully they all just looked like slutty French clowns.

Did you see that Lady Marmalade video? HAHAHAHAHA! It was hillarious! I couldn't stop laughing!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 14, 2006

marmalade

Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 24, 2005

Marmalade blonde

A ginger haired person

That's not a carrot top its a marmalade blonde

by DeepSmart July 17, 2009

Marmaladed

1. To be gifted with something a little sweet/a little tart in an effort to make them feel better.

2. To be given a jar of marmalade

Mary was having a bad day until Sue marmaladed her!

by Saharajinni May 14, 2019

Marmalade

our code word for ‘I'm falling head over heels for you and even though we're young you feel like the warmest hug and capturing a pink moon.’ I just love this stupid nerd to death. That's all. I LOVE THIS DUMB GUY

This couple insta page screams marmalade

by sanskaariwhore August 2, 2022