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jerkin the merkin

why were u jerkin the merkin
by koo gui July 17, 2009
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merkinfaust

1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair

root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis

According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary

Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that bitch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; shit you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Merkin

Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.
Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.
by Kegsie December 13, 2008
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Markinski

The Fandom "Shipping" or "sexual pairing" of Two Mustache Gamers "Markiplier" and "Bazinski"
Girl1: Oh My God, have you seen the Markinski pics?
Girl2: OH MAI!!! I TOTALLY SHIP THEM!!!
Girl1: ikr
by Chadz October 17, 2014
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Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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merkin

damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!
by omfgmatty January 23, 2007
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Merkin Men's Club

Formally known as Merkin Men's Club, U.S.A. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across America and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.

Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.

Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
"Principal Edwards, you have to keep the Merkin Men's Club off our school grounds!"

"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
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