Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.

Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network

by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022

fart merge

When or more people in close proximity have all farted causing one noxious cloud of stink

It smells like a sewer in here because Johnny and Tom fart merged.

by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019

Merge

2 malignant tumors forming to make a benign one so its easier to treat the cancer that is tf2 communities

ely: yoo lets merge
wndr: *retarded baby noises*
ely: ??

by letterb_ December 04, 2021

MERGE

A financial term involved with a popular meme.

People who think the looming global recession of 2022 will fix itself in a few years and, "the markets will bounce back like they usually do.

M - My
E - Entire Net Worth
R - Rapidly
G - Getting
E - Evaporated

Warren Buffet is such a merger. How could he be focusing on long term investments in these market environments?

by WatsonsView October 13, 2022

Merge

To combine two groups of friends, either platonically or to "see where it goes".

Yeah we're at King and Bathurst. Bring friends, we'll merge groups.

by cocacoladetective December 20, 2023

Merge

just, merge bro. if you ain’t got it, you ain’t gonna get it.

another way to say “bet”

guy 1: “just had a threesome dude”
guy 2: “oh, merge!”

guy 1: “my dog just died”
guy 2: “oh...merge...”

by poop butt hole 6 March 28, 2021

Merge()

We're married in my head

How would you like to merge() with me?

by 931MyLove July 19, 2024