Memphis

Okay, listen. Memphis is a great city. A lot of people on here keep saying that Memphis is uncultured and has the highest crime rate. Okay, well, Memphis has Beale Street, the National Civil Rights Muesem, and a whole shitload of other stuff. What does your city have? Nothing. And the 64% African American population in Memphis, why does that matter? That's just racism and being stereotypical. White people are just as bad as black people. So get over yourself because bashing Memphis doesn't make you any better than our city's government, which I will admit is very messed up. But then you go to places like Collierville and Germantown and learn that not all of Memphis is as bad as people say. The people saying crap about Memphis on here have probably never even been here. I've lived in Memphis.. well Collierville.. for four years and have been in the city a lot and I have never once gotten my car stolen, gotten mugged, gotten shot, or have seen any of these things being done. So just SHUT UP.

Memphis is amazing.

by MemphisIsAmazing July 23, 2010

Mephistofella

a person who has a bad influence on you - it is like a cartoon devil sitting on your shoulder and making you commit sin, crime etc. - from Mephistopheles - the demon in the Faust legend

Frank: What happened to Jeremy? He used to be such a good student and all.
Susan: Well, he started hanging out with this new boy, Jason, a real Mephistofella, that dragged him into cigarettes, alcohol and drugs.

by KurtSteinerPL July 24, 2009

Memphis

A nice kid can get annoying at times pretty good at first person shooter games.

Guy1: Man when I play a first person shooter game I feel like Memphis

by Broly8125 February 25, 2018

Mephistophelean

1. Ruthlessly intelligent and cunning.

2. Cruel or evil.

Derived from Mephistophiles, the Devil figure in the German Faust legend.

The bank robbers planned the job with mephistophelean care.

He examined the wounded man with a mephistophelean gleam in his eye.

by boiled_elephant February 24, 2008

The Memphis Tubesock

Masturbating with a vomit covered towel

Chuck did "the memphis tubesock" on himself after a long night in Vegas

by fecal plume October 3, 2009

Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.

Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."

by Louie Carman May 18, 2013

Memphis Ramfist

When you bang your elbow on the desk and extend upwards with a fist and watch the slags sit on it.

Klassy took the Memphis Ramfist and never walked again.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 17, 2022