give your meat a good ol' rub

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.

Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?

by shpajz January 23, 2017

meat boner

pseudo-sensual arousal provoked by aggressively ingesting a large portion of red meat.

My carnivorous desire was quenched by that sixty-four ounce porterhouse steak. Damn, that meat steak was the size of a manhole cover. Consequently, I have a meat boner.

by asprovost April 20, 2011

Meat twinkie

Meat wrapped in bread, hypersexuals way of saying corn dog.

When we were at the ball game , we were beat with meat twinkies.

by There all gonna laugh at u April 2, 2020

Magatard

Noun: Someone who supports Donald Trump, without any logical reason. (This does not include others that have reasons to back their statement)

“Trump is going to make America great again”

How?

“HE’S GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”

Right, Magatard, got it.

by Karmakaze August 16, 2018

meat wolf

When you have prolonged a fap session and you are becoming really horny. You are turning into a Horny Werewolf aka meat wolf.

I haven't fapped the entire month of November. I'm turning into such a meat wolf.

by Crozzed November 18, 2017

Choppin' meat

A relatively old term for having sex.

"Oh, Pete just flew into this town and he’s Choppin' meat." Adjusted lyric from the Roy Brown song Butcher Pete.

by akin305 February 24, 2009

Calcutta Meat Pie

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009