Manapause

A natural decline in reproductive hormones when man reaches his 40s or 50s.
Manopause is signalled by 12 months since last manstration.

I forgot to call my wife when I was on the booze due to manapause.

I forgot the alarm code to my batch that I've owned for two years at Raetihi because I was manapausal.

I moved my family from NZ to England multiple times due to manapausal indecision.

by Dadbrador January 14, 2023

Menopaused

When you have went through menopause.

Woman #1: Why does she seem different now?
Woman #2 I think she got menopaused.

by Unk0wn_Dr0ne March 6, 2025

Memopause

Memory issues such as brain fog and short term memory loss as a symptom directly related to the physiological changes a (middle aged) woman goes through at a time called menopause (cessation of menses).

Middle aged woman: "Since I've been peri-menopausal I've noticed I'm often forgetting basic things like where I left my glasses or where my car is in the shopping centre carpark".
Older middle aged woman: "aah, you're talking about (the) memopause, generally it subsides after menopause".

by Mushiewushie June 6, 2025

Menopause (claires version)

Menopause is claire

Menopause (claires version) is what claire has

by Starlice expret September 14, 2025

Love Menopause

When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.

I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.

by La Juliet August 10, 2017

Liminal Menopause Art

Liminal Menopause Art, also known as LMA, is a unique genre of digital creativity emerging from the minds of boomers and older individuals. It thrives on the combination of bizarre greenscreen effects, outdated pop culture references, and a total disregard for aesthetics, all aimed at achieving a strange sense of humor.

Did you see Aunt Mildred's latest liminal menopause art on Instagram? She's riding a rubber chicken on a background of dancing frogs while blasting Christina Aguilera. Classic LMA!

by fben September 26, 2023

Liminal menopause art

Liminal Menopause Art reflects the elderly's quirky foray into the digital realm, resulting in cringe-worthy Instagram reels and WhatsApp greetings that defy explanation. These creations incorporate anachronistic aesthetics and baffling digital elements, offering a glimpse into a world where memes and WordArt collide.

Granny Ethel's "Happy Birthday" GIF features a dancing baby, an animated flame-spitting dragon, and a looping clip of Shakespeare reciting the alphabet – a quintessential example of liminal menopause art.

by fben September 26, 2023