mechanical man

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.

"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Mechanical Digger

A slang term for a nigger.

That is one black mechanical digger.

by dirty cunt January 5, 2008

peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.

When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.

by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014

bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.

dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong

by bongsrheros July 27, 2010

Extraphysical Mechanics

Extraphysical mechanics is a fundamental theory and theoretical framework in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at extraphysical scale. It is the foundation of all extraphysical theory including extraphysical chemistry, extraphysical astronomy, theoretical extraphysics, extraphysical computing, extraphysical technology, and extraphysical biology.

Extraphysical mechanics is literally the string theory of extraphysics, but it is considered possible to be proved since it is theoretically possible to apply on computing and technology, like on extraphysical computing and extraphysical technology, besides have a lot of mathematical confirmation that needs to be better developed. And extraphysical mechanics can be useful for humans find out if the claims new agers, religious and spiritual people do about spiritual beings and spiritual worlds are actually real or not.

by Full Monteirism December 16, 2020

Mechanic’s Bidet

When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.

Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!

by kage1330 February 5, 2021

snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.

"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."

by Orbyss November 13, 2011