meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

meatlette

Noun; describing a person, typically female, attracted to men considered to be “meatheads”

The girl talking to the guy wearing the affliction t-shirt is definitely a meatlette.

by Bmachine January 19, 2019

Meatery

The new name of butchers.

"Hey, Have you seen the new meatery on the corner."

by Bril Langstil July 3, 2019

Meatle

How incompetent spellers occasionally spell the word Metal.
It should be mentioned that individual's logography is an irrelevant and untrue measurement of intelligence, and the subsequent message should be sought and considered before passing an unfair judgement.

"My dads garage has a meatle floor and a concrete roof. The liting isnt very good but its tolerable in daylight hours, and my neighbors kitchen occasionally luminates my dads workbench as late as ten PM, so he can keep up his hobbies and personal chores late into the night. When their lights recede, he knows when its about time to go to sleep.

by BLDJLN July 11, 2021

meatierite

Person belonging to the group of people who are somewhat heavy

Bob can’t seem to lose weight and will always be a meatierite.

by Screamingoldman August 21, 2021

MEATER

The utmost sexiest piece of equipment you can get your hands on. Probes meat better than aliens and their… probing. Pronouns are she/he/them/it. MEATER is all. MEATER listens to your problems, taps into your inner being for self discovery, whispers positive affirmations. If you’ve ever met MEATER, it was truly a cosmic occurrence.

Whoa, look at that MEATER descending from the skies.

by DumblePorkMeatWizard November 23, 2021

Meatless love

When two girls without a dick have Sex

Lari: Wanna do meatless love?
Hannah: Yes!

by Stephen Kink January 15, 2022