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Meat Grinder

The act of imagining ones penis going through a meat grinder in order to counter-act the effect of sexual stimulus, therefore reducing an erection.
Often used in public situations when not wanting it to become awkward at the sight of your stiffy.
Person with erected phallus :

'hey Ed i've got such a hard on over Mrs.Mullen, she is such a MILF'

Ed:
'dude i know! but quick, you'll have to meat grinder it'
by Really No-one Special April 15, 2010
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meat grinder

one who uses ones teeth to an excess during sexually related subjects, generally this results in pain for the male species
Hayter cried after his meat grinding mistress made him bleed
by LBalla February 5, 2005
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meatrider

your a meatrider
by Shitler69 June 19, 2023
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Kanye meatrider

Hey are you a kanye meatrider?

Yea i slob on kanyes meat
by Knaye westly August 13, 2023
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Meat grinder

When a guy with braces eats a girl out
I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.
by ilovepussy6969 June 18, 2013
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the pussy of an especially slutty girl / woman who has seem so much dick that her pussy has been deemed the "meat grinder"
Jarren: I went on a date with bloodrayne last night and got up in them wall's. Bryce: dude her pussy is a meat grinder.
by Archmonarch July 8, 2017
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Bolivian Meat Grinder

A very unique sex move which is performed right before sex. Before the man gets it on with the woman, he politely asks the woman if she is comfortable with such intimate and demanding activities. If she says yes, then copulation can begin. If she says no, the man will heed her words and copulation will not begin and instead begin suggesting other things they can do, like play a video game or watch a movie.
Guy 1: Yo, I used the Bolivian Meat Grinder on Sophie last night!
Guy 2: Woah, I've never heard of that one before! How did it turn out!
Guy 1: Sohpie said that she wasn't really feeling like it, but that she would probably be interested tomorrow because it would likely be a stressful day at work for her. After that, I asked her if she wanted to see Titanic, and she said yes. So we watched it while cuddling and eating ice cream.
Guy 2: Dude, that's soooo hot! I should try it with my girl.
Guy 1: Fantastic!
Guy 2: Bodacious!
by UsefulInfoBeing September 14, 2018
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