mauritz

n00b it's just like n00b, maybe even worse

do you see that boy?
He's a real mauritz!

by cooldude April 25, 2005

Mauricio

A Mofo gay guy with no mofo gainzz to show
-He is one of the fattest in business, he can eat his own friends.

-He goes to da gym, but motherf*ker has been there 2 years and no difference has been made.

*at the gym*

man: who is that fatman
Bitch: He probably is a mauricio, he seems to have a small dick and no gainz

by HydroMen August 14, 2016

Mauricio

A bitch who thinks the world revolves around him and thinks he’s good at everything but is not don’t be a Mauricio

Freind 1: ughhh Mauricio is here
Freind 2: fuck

by George applebaum May 4, 2020

Mauricio

Mauricio is an asshole he doesn’t know how to keep a girl and is an asshole. People who are named Mauricio are typically man whores.

Did you see that guy Mauricio? He’s already with another girl

by MyDefinitionsAreCorrect June 16, 2019

Mauricio

Self centered narcissistic cheating Mexican who wastes his time getting into fights on facebook post comments. A Fuckboi.

Mauricio is hooking up with Madeline, Elizabeth, Vanessa, and Maria in the same week, he's such a fuckboi.

by One of his Bitches May 3, 2017

Mauricio

A man thot who has probably asked out every girl in school and has STD's

"Mauricio has STD's, don't date nor talk to him and DEFINITELY do NOT touch him!"

by YeetusTeetusBoBeetus December 7, 2019

Maurizio Fedeli

White male emigrated from somewhere in the Latin world. He doesn’t like physical contact, but he has a huge penis. He’s a visionary fanatic of bullshit. His wife hates him, but being rich, she fucks him easily.

Maurizio Fedeli: "I want some pussy today"
Gilberta: "Fuck you Maurizio Fedeli, you have work to do today, don't think about me please."
Maurizio Fedeli: "I love pussy but i prefer my bullshit."

by Apostle of truth November 21, 2021