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Hot matuso

Hot matuso is a condition where a man suffers from a period of wide-awakeness/sleepnessless after a post-coital/post masturbatory nap. It can last hours and ruins a good night's sleep.
"I thought you went to bed at 10?"
"Tactical error, mate. Had terrible hot matuso, was up until 3am watching episodes of Deep Space 9"
by Double Sugarplay July 14, 2019
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Katya Matsaylo

Me... there is only one Katya Matsaylo and it is not the person reading this.
by rainyday.mushroompillow April 8, 2021
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Madusa

A girl who is solely a seductress, she will tempt men to the point of highest seduction, but she will never be able to make up her mind and therefore will never settle down.

If you break a madusa's heart, you will be sorry.
"She is the baddest chick I've ever seen, but watch out man, she's a Madusa."
by holenhah February 15, 2010
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Matus

Verb, To throw up on yourself and fart at the same time.
"Oh shit guys, I just Matussee all over myself."
by To Scott Matus August 6, 2015
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Matushan

The definition of Matushan, is usually a Sri Lankian person who owns a curry shop, and get easily angry.
"He's such a Matushan."
by pseudonym932 February 8, 2022
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mausam

A Sagittarius who is meant to be with an Aquarius.
I'm a mausam if my birthday is in December and I'm dating someone who has a birthday in February.
by hahaiknewshewoulddoit September 25, 2009
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matuskey

wow that matuskey just banged them 3 hoochies in one day
by anonymous November 17, 2004
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