Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.

"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"

by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

Matt Cornett

All American boy!
Plays ej from hsmtmts

Won world record of sorrys

Amuricaaa fuck yeah!

Matt Cornett is better than j slur

by The wife of Tim federle June 3, 2020

matt corvin

A piece of shit who tried to profit off of people’s fear of the coronavirus by hoarding hand sanitizer and trying to sell it for profit.

I may be an awful person but Atleast I’m not Matt Corvin.

by A cool frog March 16, 2020

Matt 'chase' kelly

one who grooms, and nurtures young boys for peadophilic thrills.

boy 1 : " who bought you that burger"
boy 2 : " oh that matt 'chase' kelly over there
boy 1 : "nice"

oh theres matt 'chase' kelly touching some kids

whys that dude buying that kid everything he could possibly want ?
"thats just matt 'chase' kelly grooming his back out "

by peptalker October 31, 2012

Matt Caplan

Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.

I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.

Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.

by Erikitten April 26, 2006

Matt Croft

The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.

Matt Croft is GOD at everything musical/music related.

by dabestest2020 December 28, 2011