math 

you have to be so big brain to compete with this

math

math by diarrhea dog November 2, 2020

math 

Something you don't need to know beyond a 3rd grade level to get by in life.

Little Bobby slept through math every day after 3rd grade. He is now a game programmer for one of the biggest game studios.

math by C- C- C- Chris May 1, 2010

Math 

A school subject which consists of mostly useless shit than you will never use in your whole life.

The only things needed from it are Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. The rest - Integrals, Derivatives, Prime Numbers, Algebra, etcetera, etcetera, are all useless and will never be needed anywhere in life after school, unless you become a Rocket Scientist.

Person 1: Son, have you done your math homework?
Person 2: Why? It's all bullshit I will never use in my whole life.

Math by Xavier-Marxel January 12, 2010

math 

(Yet)another word for sex.

Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply!!

math by Gizwidget April 20, 2007

Math 

An exclamation of extreme displeasure. Derived from the frustrating school subject of mathematics. Used to replace such derogatory words as: fuck, screw, shit,and damn. Often referred to as the "universal pronoun". It can be used to cover a mistake such as cussing in front of your grannie (no one likes to get their ear pulled) --OH fu-- math!

Oops, I mathed up!
I'm goin to go math all over the bathroom.
Dude, math you, you mathin' bitch.

Math by Biggs November 25, 2003

math 

phone number, digits.

mainly used by males to describe the phone number of a female.

"yo did you see that bad bitch I was talking to?"

"yea man, you get the math?"

math by StealsyourstereO November 14, 2006

Math 

1,2,3,4 - That's pretty much all

Son - Do you know maths?
Dad - Like 1,2,3,4?
Son - Yeah!

Math by Hairybiker69 March 15, 2015