emotion(al) masturbation

Purposely watching or thinking about sad subject matter in order to purposely provoke an emotional release (most commonly in the form of crying).

The Humane Society commercial is my favorite emotion(al) masturbation material. That shit has me crying all night.

by crystalvibezzz123 June 22, 2020

Masturbation Celebration

An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.

We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.

by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006

Masturbation muscles

A person who attains muscular definition or gain in the arms primarily through masturbation. One must not uniformly masturbate or masturbate solely with one arm if he is to achieve a significant or aesthetically pleasing result. Ways to fully utilise this workout include but are not limited to:
Set arm days
Switching arms halfway through masturbation
Freestyle (recommended for experienced users only)

''Wow your arms are so big you must workout loads!'' girl says flatteringly while feeling on arm.

''Not that much to be honest with you I'm just naturally endowed,'' typical lie said by happy user of MM method.

''Those are definitely masturbation muscles,'' murmurs a well-educated onlooker to his friend enviously.

by cheesyballs January 26, 2014

Masturbation Frustration

The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.

Dude, I got so horny last night then my computer froze!

Man, talk about masturbation frustration!

by Noah h. December 30, 2007

Masturbatron

an incredibly shy transformer who isn't seen in any films because he is constantly masturbating. he doesn't like vaginas, only his hands. and he'll always check your oil

director: god damn it masturbatron, can't you stop jerking off for 5 minutes?
masturbatron: i can but i dont wanna

by PJ greengrass January 23, 2010

illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

Masturbation Candy

What it is one thinks about when they masturbate.

If she wants me to be her masturbation candy I'm fine with that.

You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.

by Nivens March 18, 2011