masturbation 

Something a man has no choice to resort to when most of the women he messes with:

a.) are at work
b.) are at school
c.) don't feel like fucking
d.) don't feel like PICKING UP THE GOD DAMNED PHONE!!!!

No examples for masturbation needed! You know damn well what I'm talking about, and if not, TOO GOD DAMNED BAD!

masturbation by YungPimp July 18, 2007

Masturbation 

The act of stimulating ones own sex organs. Regarded as "empowering" when done by a woman; regarded as "gross" when done by a man.

Girl #1 "Like, ohmygod, I just bought a new dildo, and masturbated all night long last night!"
Girl #2: "Like, omygod, you are like so empowered, and sexually liberated, and stuff!"
Girl #1: Like, I totally know, right? Masturbation is Amazing!

Girl #1: "Like, ohmygod, I totally caught my boyfriend masturbating the other day!"
Girl #2: Like, ohmygod, what a PIG. That's like, sooo gross.
Girl #1: Like, I totally know, right? Masturbation is Disgusting.

Masturbation by your fat momma September 14, 2009

masturbation 

the act of pleasing thy self with sexual alone time by forcing massive ejaculation.

Mike performed masturbation on his bed conforter & it left a stain(the stain is still there,true story.)

masturbation by Mike_Coolman104 June 19, 2009

Masturbation 

The act of self stimulation by stroking, rubbing, or pulling your genitals. Men usually rub, sometimes women will buy dildos or finger themselves. Masturbation can result in ejaculation if the person is stimulated enough. Men/women usually perform this act when intercourse is not an option.
For people with small brains:Masturbation is touching your penis to make it feel good, or for women sticking their fingers in their vaginas.

Guy 1:Sheila is too tired to have sex, and I'm bored.
Guy 2:Why don't you try masturbation?
Guy 1:Isn't that for complete losers?
Guy 2:No dude, it's completely normal and healthy.
Guy 1:I might try it, then.

Masturbation by Maximizer August 5, 2012

masturbation 

when you touch you dick or vagina and rub your dick up and own to get a sensational feeling. you sometimes ejaculate semen. it is perfectly normal.

masturbation is great

masturbation by chill_dude98 May 25, 2010

Masturbation 

The loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.

Masturbation by fubsish June 29, 2010

Masturbation 

When playing hackey sack, serving to yourself is commonly known as masturbation. Do it in a full circle of players and they will crown you the circle jerk. #truestory

Travis didn't mind masturbation in his kitchen. He had no one else to play with so #wtf...

Masturbation by techno_polyglot June 23, 2016