Mastersnorting

to masturbate and ejaculate into your nose while sniffling

The man was Mastersnorting and almost choked.

by dopeyyy January 3, 2011

mastersesh

the ultimate uninterruptable masturbation session

i locked the door, turned off the lights and threw on some quality internet porn. not even julius would be able to interrupt this mastersesh.

mastersesh? masterbest!

by yourname.001 March 5, 2011

mastershushu

One who always shushus when insanely depressed about a rats death.

Dang bro stop mastershushu before he shushus the shushu if shushu

by Ndjs d November 21, 2021

troll masters

when two james troll to the very best and there best can not be beaten

haha, you been trolled by the troll masters

by troller 1 September 27, 2013

baiting masters

1. masturbating but when you don't want others to know what it is.

Person 1: what did you do last night?
Person 2: Oh, nothing. I was just baiting masters.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

the masters school

the masters school is a place for gay, non athletic, liberals, and rich white kids who think theyre in a gang.

masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out

"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"

"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"

by lord jeffery April 2, 2023

Dick Masterson

A well known simp.

"Just let go, Jamie. I'll Catch you." - Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera)

by hulagirl86 April 28, 2020