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hate messaging

When you send someone that you dont even know, an email saying mean things or swearing at them because you think something that might not be true.
Joe, "who is cassidy"
Bob, "some person that was hate messaging me because she thought i was stalking jim and lawanda"
Joe"what did she say?"
Bob, "she said that i need to back off, even though i now them"
by beowulf1 April 2, 2010
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middle passaging

When a black female allows a white male to strip her naked and tie both her arms and legs to bed posts, under the assumption kinky sex will soon follow. But, once the Congonese temptress is suitably restrained, her white partner instead elects to drop a heinous load of excrement on her chest. After which, he refrains from untying her for a minimum of 24 hours. Effectively forcing her to both live and sleep in a bothersome mixture of foreign and domestic filth. And allowing her a small taste of the conditions her ancestors experienced many years ago on the middle passage from Africa to the New World.
Went to an Alpha Kappa Alpha date party down at LSU last weekend. Ended up middle passaging their president.
by ticklemytenders90210 August 9, 2012
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Massingill

Captain senior Awesomsauce.
I want to Massingill all over peter's face.
by CPT Awesomesauce Sr June 27, 2008
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Massagin'

Dr. Scholl's new insole
C00 dude: "You massagin'?"
Unl33t n00b: "No, I'm just going OOOOh, AHH like you guys!... What?"
by Dr. Scholl July 17, 2004
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Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.
Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.
by Chaosmanager January 1, 2012
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Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!
by MrDomino December 28, 2007
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percolated messaging

Why, this being the opposite of instant messaging of course
It took some time with the percolated messaging, but the java aws well worth savouring.
by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010
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