maroon 5

A band of the rock/indie/adult alternative/funk genre. Fronted by Adam Levine. Some of their best hits include 'This Love' and 'Sunday Morning'. Previously known as Karas Flowers.

Person 1: Have you heard Adam Levine's band recently?
Person 2: Yeah, Maroon 5 kick ass!

by Izzikins June 12, 2005

maroon 5

terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.

man, maroon 5 sucks dude
yes, yes they do

by hawkdude56 February 2, 2005

maroon 5

A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!

Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."

by Spoon December 8, 2004

Maroon 5

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011

mamook

trey

trey is a mamook

by mamook October 11, 2020

maroon

A fuckwit, elmore or jackweed. Doesn't rise to the level of moron because that is spelled correctly.

The maroons who ran Enron really elmored the company up.

by Prim n Proper October 10, 2007

Marjoke

A kind person that is a truly amazing friend and will stick with you no matter what. Caring and always there for you and, even though she puts herself down sometimes, has support to help her up.

That person is Marjoke
I Love Marjoke

by ScoobyDoo93 October 30, 2011