mathis

1. a lanky-ass cross country or track runner

2. a lazy kid with a lot of natural (math) ability

3. an insomniac

I was up last night at 2 A.M. because I couldn't sleep, so I looked out of my window, and I saw a mathis blazing around the track.

by Wes Dunnavant July 3, 2009

Marthism

(Mar-thizzim) ~ Noun: (1) a particular drunken intellectual worldview based upon a hazy and blurred view of history. (2) Analysis of drugs, alcohol, and various human liberations derived from the sayings of celebrity bartenders.

"Did you hear Dave's Marthism at the bar tonight?"

"Yea, He said '1 case of Red Bull+5 Ambien=Levitation Capabilities!!' ... it was epic!"

by Studley Hungwell February 2, 2010

Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.

Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"

by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013

Mantis Style

Mantis Style is a form of hardcore sex where post ejaculation the female eats the male's head, similar to a praying mantis.

Tyler: Dude, did you here Joe died while having sex with his girlfriend?
Eddy: Yeah, I heard she went Mantis Style on him.

by Mr. Smon Jifff December 3, 2016

Mathism

Children being treated unfairly because they take Maths literary and not pure maths

"Hey don't say we are dumb because we are taking Maths lit, that's mathism!"

by TazzyJackson February 13, 2020

Mantis shrimp

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

Angry Mantis

a method of making a woman water tight with only one man. Performed by placing one's penis in the woman's mouth, one and in her vagina and the other in her anus. When viewed from the side, the male looks like a praying mantis, hence the name.

She wanted to get water tight, but I don't want other guys around, so I did an Angry mantis.

by Marc Dickson December 23, 2010