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Manly Metrosexual 

a male that has metro sexual tendencies but still participates in "Macho" male activities. He cares about his looks and will make sure during the "macho" activities they don't get messed up too much, but also isn't afraid to get a little dirty.
Person 1- You are a Manly Metrosexual Tyler.
Person 2- Whatever, I'm not metrosexual just care about my looks. I'm a man!
Person 1- Exactly.
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manly poppins 

A guy who seems practically perfect in every way (like mary poppins)... tries to woo you with flowers and wine, your mum would love him, and he ticks all the boxes, even the unimportant ones. But for some reason you just aren't attracted to him.
I want to like him, but he's too manly poppins
manly poppins by miss poppins October 7, 2010

Manly Danley 

Well endowed individuals who have no need for the quarrels of mortals, a name synonymous with excellence, and the physique of Jean-Claude Van Damm before he started doing drugs. If you ever meet one in the wild, do not show weakness, because they smell fear, and churro's, they love churros. The best course of action will be to go on a date with them, because they are known to be great lovers and tip well.
"i saw a Manly Danley walking down the street yesterday, I gave him my number, and my virginity"

Manly Max 

A big manly guy named Max who wants a pickup truck.
Dang, Manly Max is hawt. -Every girl EVER plus a few guys
Manly Max by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

Manly Grunt

A nonverbal sound, such as a grunt often performed by jocks. It is used to express power, masculinity and the like. The more aggressive, guttural forms of this grunt can render opposition paralyzed with fear, leaving them open to attack and mauling by forest creatures. (In cities the mauling is often performed by small, tasteless statuary.)
First Jock: *manly grunt*
Second (and far more manly) Jock: *MANLIER GRUNT*
First Jock: *EEEK!*
Forest Creatures: YAY!

manly duties

When a guy goes to jerk off.
BRB gotta go do my manly duties
manly duties by kasdjflas April 2, 2008

Manly Man 

A male human of exceptional strength, fortitude, brilliance, and overall awesomeness.
Person A: Kevin Liao just passed me in the hallway!
Person B: What an honor!
Person A: ikr, he is such a Manly Man!
Manly Man by yunyunfeifei September 24, 2011