Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.

"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."

by Shenaniganz13 October 7, 2015

House the Manister Man

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)

House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

by John Autismo August 29, 2022

Communist Manifesto

Karl Marx's political platform, outlining his beliefs about Communism.

Stalin did not agree with many of the principals in the Communist Manifesto, so he made his own up.

by Me January 14, 2004

manchester

Manchester is when a friend says somthing they will do and if you quickly say manchester before another word comes out of their mouth then they will have to perform what they had said they were going to do. If they do not do it then they get a slap by the person who called manchester. If some asks "are you going to kill yourself" and the person replies "yes" or "yea" and you call manchester then the person who replied yes must still perform it whether they said it or not.

"Im gonna shit on your chest" MAnchester!!!!. Person must shit on their chest or they get slapped.

by 98taa98 March 9, 2017

Streetlight Manifesto

One of the most original, virtuosic, progressive, and all-around bitchin ska bands today.

A third wave ska (ska-punk) band started in 2003 by Tomas Kalnoky and made up of members of the bands Catch 22 and One Cool Guy, Streetlight Manifesto is lauded by many as the beginning of the "4th wave of ska" due to their complex horn lines and ingenious arrangements that make them stray from the general definition of ska music. They've released 3 albums (not including their demo): Keasby Nights, Everything Goes Numb, and Somewhere in the Between. I especially recommend the latter two (and especially especially like Somewhere in the Between).
They've also just finished recording a massive colaboration project with Catch 22 and Kalnoky's side project Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution entitled "99 Songs of the Revolution." It's a 99 song album spread across 6 discs and it should be released early 2010.

Streetlight Manifesto shows off its members' ingenuity and sheer ability on their instruments in every one of their songs. The only problem I have with them is that their treble frequencies are sometimes mixed too high which causes Tomas Kalnoky's vocals and Chris Thatchers's drums to sound tinny and overbearing.

by jazzbass January 4, 2010

Manifest Destiny

When one has the will-power and the positive/negative mental attitude so strong that they unknowingly Manifest their own Destiny; when someone concentrates/focuses on a thought so intensely that the thought has manifested into reality

Not to be confused with its Homonym, Manifest Destiny

Guy 1: "Man i was just hoping a cop wouldnt drive by right now and not even 2 minutes later Two Cop cars roll up my block"
Guy 2: "Manifest Destiny, my friend, dont focus on the neg in life"

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"Ive been telling my self all day things are gonna change for the better, and i literaly just won the lotto, now thats what i call Manifest Destiny"

by FBK420 May 16, 2016

Manchester United

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything

Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!

by the f.a September 23, 2019