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maner

A group of homosexuals gathered in the form of a pile or pyramid while finger popping each others buttholes.
Jose, Ken, Jerry, William, and Darrell maner everyday for pleasure.
by the true definition April 8, 2015
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madera de mañana

n. Spanish for Morning Wood, literally 'wood of the morning'. A politically correct way of expressing the fact that you have an erection that will pass undetected by the usual female, unless she is hispanic, in which case you're screwed.
Logan: I got out of bed, and all I wanted to do was beat it.
Aaron: Did you have madera de mañana?
Logan: You know it!
by Raleseau January 4, 2011
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Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.
Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"
by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011
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Madera

Small town in Central California, also called The Heart of Cali or Madtown.
I live in the Heart of Cali, Madera.
by Coyote23 June 20, 2011
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manbrace

The exact moment when one man embraces another as if by hugging
When the US swim team won the gold medal for the 4X100 Men's relay Michael Phelps and company shared an awkward manbrace.
by Jichdan Huchimoughs October 8, 2008
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Manorate

To fashion ones man cave in a manly way. No girly stuff, only the manliest of things!
Now that my ex has moved out I have to Manorate this place!

Person A: Here's my place, lets party!
Person B: Are you sure this isn't your sisters place?
Person A: uh.. Yeah...
Person B: Dude we're not partying here, you need to manorate this place!
by OkRed89 July 13, 2013
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Manbranding

When a Man acts in a way that improves his masculinity in the eyes of others.
Greg opened a beer bottle with his belly button the other day. Yeah he was Manbranding.
by CMC Dir October 31, 2014
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