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Manchester, NJ

The town directly west of Toms River, and basically exists in the larger town's shadow. Manchester is a lot like its neighboring town, but without a "downtown" section and with a lot more undeveloped woods. There are significantly fewer things to do in Manchester, so young people smoke a disproportionate amount of marijuana in comparison to neighboring towns. There are two wawa's within the Township and it is 9 miles away from Seaside heights, where the stoned Manchesterians spend a lot of their time. Manchester also houses over 10 different senior citizen developments and nursing homes.

Manchester is made of various different subsections:

Whiting is largely rural and full of somewhat white trash / redneck individuals. because of the amount of undeveloped woods trails, whiting is known for "woods parties". Kid's in whiting smoke blunts and prefer Honey dutch masters.

Pine Lake Park is known for its horrible polluted lake, where life guards are paid $9/hr to make sure nobody enters the water. PLP lifeguards are notorious for being intoxicated on weed and pain killers on duty. There used to be a public skatepark in PLP but it was torn down after numerous complaints of drug use and drug transactions. Kids in pine lake park smoke hand blown glass pieces.

Holly Oaks is known for their Rite Aid, and the sketchy stoner kids who live there. It is the most typical suburban neighborhood in Manchester. Kids in holly oaks all think theyre drug dealers.

Lakehurst is a seperate town that exists inside Manchester, and is known for the explosion of the hindenburg, its Naval Base, and the prevalence of inbreeding.

Summit Park and Richard Estates are neighborhoods where white people are afraid of getting shot upon entrance.
by jim p October 11, 2005
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Manchester, Georgia

Home of the Manchester Blue Devils, some of the worst public education in Georgia, and enough pot to las Cheech and Chong a lifetime. Since its founding in 1909, Manchester has been known for its crooked cops and high crimes. Manchester is the best place out there!
Guy1: Dude, where you from?
Guy2: Oh, Manchester, Georgia
Guy1: Sweet, I've been needin some dope. Gimme a nick.
by ThatsWhatSheSaid19911 September 23, 2010
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Manching

Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.
"Hey bruh, sorry I didn't answer any of your calls. I was too busy manching."
by Richard Blazincock August 22, 2015
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Manchester fish hook

During a lap dance; a stipper allows the client to insert one or more fingers into her pussy. Once inside you go "fishing" with a come here motion. The best part is the bouncers don't BOOT you out!
So baby would you like a dance?

Sure, can I do the Manchester Fish Hook?

Absoultely, I love fishing.
by Boston Fisherman in AZ October 17, 2010
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Manchurian Troll

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.
Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.
by Concerned Reader May 23, 2013
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Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment
"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."
by The Hassan February 27, 2021
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Flow Manchu

To buzz a reverse mo-hawk from the bottom of your outrageously long flow to about halfway up the back of your scalp, giving the impression of having a Fu Manchu in the back of your head.
Dave's glorious flow manchu is a testament to his raunchy swag.
by vanillamamba November 20, 2011
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