how to kis a man if yur uh man

So you lean in and say: no i kis man

Hey yur hot but i dont know how to kis a man if your a man *leans in fur a kis then says: no i kis man how to kis a man if yur uh man

by Tannon+Eli February 8, 2022

To See A Man About A Dog

Phrase invented in the early 1900s that merely means that you have to use the restroom. Some also use it because they do not want to reveal the true nature of their business.

Where are you going?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog, I've been holding it all day!

by ZestyBacon February 18, 2011

Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

by frakk April 1, 2004

like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

by earpuller November 21, 2010

going to meet The Man

1. to go to meet your suppiler (i.e. drug dealer).
The Velvet Underground's I'm waiting for the Man.
2. Can also take on other connotations of The Man as in James Balwin's Going to Meet the Man.

1. Junkie #1: Man, I need some PG.
Junkie #2: Don't worry, I'm going to meet The Man and get a quart of PG and a hundred nembies.
2. Feminist #1: I'm goin to the portest tomorrow, and I'm gonna meet The Man.
Feminist #2: You go girl!

by Miss Spoon June 11, 2006

Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

by AngelMekk April 13, 2019