Malone

One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.

I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.

by Spy Fox February 7, 2010

pre malone

"Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.

Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"

Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"

by Salty Fetus November 6, 2020

Alex Maldonado

Alex Maldonado, better known as Quackity or QuackityHQ, is a popular content creator. He streams on twitch and uploads videos on YouTube.

“Aye bro, do you know Alex Maldonado?”
“Quackity, right?”
“Yeah!”
“Yeah man, he’s cool!”

by atrialpossum May 29, 2021

Post Malone

A very unique American rapper because he's white yet raps about drugs, sex and being rich but the twist is that he also looks homeless at the same time.

"How does Post Malone look rich and homeless at the same time?"

by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018

Post Malone

A litty nick crompton rapper who looks homeless but his musics fire. He goes with 21 to be lit he sing great music

Post Malone means he post and his last names Malone

by Jef jef ro is November 13, 2017

Malone, NY

A black hole of despair that crushes the lives of its inhabitants.

"I drove through Malone, NY yesterday. It was so depressing I almost took my own life."

by likerazorwire412 March 2, 2009

Kevin Malone

Fictitious accountant on The Office with an immature sense of humor, and who is now prone to surges. He also holds the gold medal in the event ""How Many M&M's Can You Put In Your Mouth?""

"I love fake boobs. Often times you find them on strippers."
-Kevin Malone

by Snazzy B. Anthony January 25, 2009