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john major 

Prime Minister of UK 1990 - 97. Politically a failure really. His achievements include:

- in 1992 he totally fucked the economy with the the ERM debacle;
- 1993 - 1997 he sort of stabilised the economy but no-one forgave him when it came to the next elextion;
- He had two schemes to try and take people's mind off what happened in 1992. The first was the so-called "Back to Basics" slogan, which led to every Tory who had ever had an affair being publically humiliated.
- The second idea was the Northern Ireland Peace Process, which involved releasing loads of IRA terrorists from jail, in return for which the IRA has not yet decommissioned one single firearm.
- On the plus side, he invented the National Lottery, and timed important international summit meetings to coincide with major rugby and cricket matches.
Ah Mr Aherne! Why not fly over Saturday morning to have a summit on the Ulster problem. And then we can go to Twickers for the England/Ireland match in the afternoon.
john major by Dr Pinch April 8, 2005
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Major Payne 

A man who don't take none of yo shit, an alpha male in a world of betas and omegas. Someone who is transcendent of norms and tradition in the name of being a a god damn man
Secondly, "feeling the Payne" refers to being the victim of Major Paynes wrath.
Thirdly, a character portrayed by Damon Wayans in a 1995 comedy titled " Major Payne"
"He just went major Payne on that inferior sucka!".
Guy 1: you see what happened to that fool at Rachel's?
Guy 2: Yessir!, he felt the PAYNE
Major Payne by Marty the marlin December 17, 2013

Major League Yabos 

A girl with exceptionally large breasts.
Dude, that girl in the tank top has some major league yabos.....
Major League Yabos by Tosch19 February 3, 2009

major key 🔑 

1. Grabbing the booty is a Major Key 🔑
2. Pizza is a Major key 🔑
3. Putting the key emoji after you type "major key" is a Major key 🔑
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Majora's Mask 

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
Majora's Mask by Jack January 31, 2005

Major Dookie 

A dookie that is larger than the rest. The king of dookies. The dookie that runs the dookie platoon.
"I had to wipe the blood off my ass after launching a major dookie"
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."
Major Dookie by Mariah R. April 26, 2006