Death Magnetic

The key to Metallica's salvation. In a strange turn of events Kirk Hammet discovered how to time travel back to the 80s where he rediscovers how to blow peoples minds with hardcore solos and badass licks that will blow peoples minds

Have you heard Death Magnetic yet?
BOOOOOOOOM
Head explodes

by Th3 M3T4AL October 30, 2008

Marine Science Magnet High School

A high school in Groton CT. A short fat prick as the principal always has a stick up his ass and is rumored to have a chode. 99% of the students are rich white pussy's who play faggot-ass lacrosse and there hasn't been a fight there ever since it was established in 2011. The girls "snatches" are also rumored to smell like pepper and the administration is run by a bunch of Nazis.

Marine Science Magnet High School is such a shithole I wish I could transfer

by IH8Libs December 1, 2019

Drama Magnet

An individual that inadvertently attracts the following D's: douche bags, ditzy dames, and dark souls. The Drama Magnet is constantly confronted by said individuals and in most cases the Drama Magnet is left with an ever-present look of confusion.

"Ugh, I'm not sure if I want to go to the bar with Claire. Claire is such a drama magnet."

by yellowfeva! January 22, 2012

Weirdo Magnet

To attract strange or drug affected individuals.

They usually want to strike up random conversache about society or politics which they no nothing about,

this then leads to spitting on you accidently and/or making you look like one of them in a public place or public transport...

Ashlee is such a weirdo magnet, that guy sniffing paint just sat right next to her...

by MilliV April 11, 2013

Poon Tang Magnet

Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang

"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives

by megatomm December 24, 2008

Magneto

The master of magnet. He'll welcome you to die. He'll end the human era, and the mutant era will come.

"I am Magneto, master of magnet. Welcome to die!!!"
~X-men arcade

by HeoandReo July 31, 2007

The Great Magnet

A mystical entity known to control all energy. Attempting to oppose the whim of the great magnet is never a good idea.

All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet.

What a fool I was to defy Him.

Never cross the Great Magnet. I understood this now...

by WreckS September 26, 2006