This is the ultimate sex move of all sex moves. You are fucking her hard while she holds her legs up then you grab the pillow. While she is distracted you another her with the pillow. (She may take this as horse play just keep going until she stops squirming). Next you beat the living shit out of her. Make sure to throw some elbow drops on there. After doing a lot of damage with your one sided fist fight pick her up and throw her out of the second story window. Run downstairs and find her where she lays and finish on her face. Lastly raise you hands and clam your victory.
"Mom why did you go to the hospital?"
"Oh little Tim Tim your dad decided to get kinky and try out The MMA on me."
"Oh little Tim Tim your dad decided to get kinky and try out The MMA on me."
by Yourmomsajoe February 3, 2020
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A conjunction of the two seperate conjunctions "I'm gonna" or "I'm going to" used as slang in text messages. Typically, in texting, the apostrophe is left out for a faster typing speed, but spelled correctly it does have the apostrophe.
A conjunction of the two seperate conjunctions "I'm gonna" or "I'm going to" used as slang in text messages. Typically, in texting, the apostrophe is left out for a faster typing speed, but spelled correctly it does have the apostrophe.
by Gerold xd April 23, 2019
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by Umni_Blink August 15, 2021
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With the signing of Matthaeus , Tiger MMa became the first organization to sign an autistic fighter
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With the signing of Matthaeus , Tiger MMa became the first organization to sign an autistic fighter
Previous Results:
Big Stas win over matthaeus
Upcoming fight: Eduards vs Zipciks
by WoofeLol January 18, 2024
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Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"
Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"
by phbz May 9, 2025
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mmaged= mma + engaged
adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.
great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
adj. when a great looking woman gets engaged to a steriod sandwich eating, no neck having, mma fighter who will choke the shit out of someone and give them cauliflower ear if you speak to there woman.
great conversations with said woman with other guys can be listed as retarded. mostly because the other male has a much larger penis, much funnier and does not get roid rage.
male 1:dude, jeff got choked out and woke up with a cauliflower ear and shit in his pants
male 2: no way, what happened?
Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?
male 2: yeah.
male 1: well she got mmaged.
male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.
male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!
girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has
male 2: no way, what happened?
Male 1: remember that hottie amanda?
male 2: yeah.
male 1: well she got mmaged.
male 2: oh i see, that cage fighter caught them talking together.
male 1: hell yeah he did. called him retarded, drove from florida to north carolina and choked the shit out of him!
girl 1: oooh, I remember him, he was always so funny, charming and good looking, not to mention enormous penis he has
by jrcuteeingoff November 29, 2010
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