1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
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My Life Is Twilight, or MLIT, is an internet forum where people submit stories that are coincidentally similar or that can be seen as awesome in the twilight fan-world. These people are stupid. It's for sad, lonely people who have no friends and have no real appreciation of what is cool. The vast majority of the stories are false as they are all the same situation submitted by hundreds of different people.
Stupid Girl : Hey, have you seen this awesome site, MLIT?
Clever girl: *Beats up* You should check out MLIA/AverageWizard and get a life.
Clever girl: *Beats up* You should check out MLIA/AverageWizard and get a life.
by Rhys_Squeeky January 17, 2010
Get the MLIT mug.the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.
roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report
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McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.
He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.
He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.
He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.
He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works
with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct
Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works
with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct
Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
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