misfit toy

Someone who doesnt really fit in anywhere. They are not wanted and not accepted

Bob:I didnt think people even noticed me, no one ever seemed interested in me

Rachel:Welcome to the land of misfit toys

by my stolen whispers December 14, 2014

russian misfit

The act of taking a shot of vodka....spitting it in a hooker's face....breaking the bottle over her head......then doing what you feel.

Adam: Hey Seth let's buy a hooker and give her a Russian misfit.

Seth: Great idea!

by fliptheaverage May 25, 2011

D&D misfit

Someone who plays Dungeons and Dragons, but doesn't seem like the sort of person that you would expect to play.

Jeff smokes pot like a chimney while we're playing D&D, he's such a D&D misfit.

by they call me fluffy March 20, 2010

Misfit

Something or someone who 1) does not fit conventional norms 2) behaves in such a manner and holds different takes on life which sets them apart from everyone else.

Rianne: I feel so out of place in this world
Brad: why?
Rianne: because i view things differently
Brad: yeah - youre a misfit. now go away

by misfitted August 1, 2010

Misfire

Accidentally sending a text, instant or chat message to the wrong person.

"dude your text said you wanted to rip my panties off?!?!"

"Sorry bro it was a misfire."

by JohnPatrickMCP November 3, 2008

Total Misfit

A person who loves being different and looks good while doing it. They love doing what they want to do and don't care who thinks of them any different. They are a total misfit.

Also a pretty cool band names Total Misfit made up of three girls.

That girl over there is a Total misfit, she doesn't give two fucks.

Did you see that new tweet from Total Misfits band account??

by SwagDaddy2.0 August 19, 2016

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013